This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
they need to just BURY HIM!
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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