Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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