i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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