North Korea, Best Korea!
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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