sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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