Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Randomize
