What a fucking waste of an outfit
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
