this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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