I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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