Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
