I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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