dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I fill condoms, not promises.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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