How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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