grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
This is my gift to your gina
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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