she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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