She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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