I wish i was in the wii world.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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