new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Randomize
