What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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