your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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