there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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