why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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