No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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