dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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