So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Your penis caused this!
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