Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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