we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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