do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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