what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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