Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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