Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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