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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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