You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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