she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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