I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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