Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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