What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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