Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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