did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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