Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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