she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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