If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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