Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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