it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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