we have officially lost it.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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