right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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