Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i would one night stand the shit outta him
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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