i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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