i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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