i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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