I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Randomize
